87 Lists We Could Do Without
Because...shut up you Upworthy Slut.
Because you're angry they didn't buy into your marshmallow peeps obsession
Really, all your lazy Googling butt could come up with was seven?
No they haven't, they've just aged, like normal people. You sub-tabloid lizards would realize that if you were in that category.
Sounds like a burned travel writer decided to get out some frustrations. Take a shower.
Another crap list from USA Today, designed to take SEO away from better lists. This was put together after about a half hour of Googling, and it's wrong.
You've really moved modern civilization forward with this one...
Starting with Springsteen? Not this man. Get knotted.
What is all this garbage? Movie theatre cake isn't dominating anything but the nearest bathroom stall.
Everything here is obvious to anyone except the kind of person who is so clueless they'd never click on a link like this anyway. Don't wave money at a bartender? Got it.
For when you absolutely, positively need just 5 more minutes of procrastination.
11-87. So I lied, there aren't 87 lists. Just 10. Because what's a listicle without at least 80% complete bullshit?